Father's Day Dad Jokes

Father's Day is one of our favorite days of the year here at Aperion Audio. Join us in celebrating Dads with these ridiculous jokes that only a Dad can perfectly execute. Well that's what we tell him anyway... Here's some of our favorite Dad jokes in honor of Father's Day!

#1

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

#2

Justice is a dish best served cold.

If it were served warm it would be justwater.

#3

Two goldfishfish are in a tank.

One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

#4

The fattest knight at Knig Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

#5

Don't trust atoms.

They make up everything!

#6

What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta!

#7

What concert is only 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback!

#8

My dad told me about this time he hiked in the mountains, sat on a rock, and wondered all night where the sun went.

Then it ddawned on him.

#9

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!

#10

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the no-bell prize!